youuidiotkid: you’d think by now autocorrect would know i’m saying fucking and not ducking
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Unexpected new followers who then message me lovely things make me happy. I just had my day made by a stranger, just because they basically told me that they believe in me. And now we are going to be friends. you know who you are, thank you, you’re great
fake-mermaid: i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you
fuckthehipsters asked: Hi I love you a lot
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
declaritive: is love even real? i mean come on, the heart would never have been created to have feeling for something, its a heart, it pumps blood around your body, it wasn’t ment to be used for “love” so what if some fucking retard created it, and then stereotype made it into a trend, what if “love” was really a part of your body telling you to get the fuck out of there because you’re going to...
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them days where your best friend decides to come over last minute then you spend a few hours on tinychat with her talking to a few more of your best friends, one of which you haven’t seen in months then you watch the football then your best friend falls asleep so ends up staying the night and you and her have multiple consecutive D&Ms. days like them you end up feeling a lot more...
scraggay: boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
i hate how when you submit something to someone you can’t reblog it, it makes me sad i’m so funny sometimes
twiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
[[MORE]]not letting this get me again. i’m going to be happy. i’m okay. i’m strong enough to beat this again. i have incredible friends around me right now who will help me through. i can do it.
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i like how since i had an argument with someone, mutual friends have stopped talking to me. i literally wasn’t in the wrong. i was spoken about behind my back and called someone out on it, and now i’m the one who’s lost “friends”..? oh ok. i don’t even care to be honest. if that’s the sort of people you all are, i don’t want to be associated with...
My phone broke and it’s so frustrating because I had to make one of those event pages on facebook just to get everyone’s numbers back and now I’m slowly adding them all and I just want to stab myself in the face because people who’s numbers I don’t actually want are giving me their numbers. I shouldn’t have invited everyone on my friends list -.-
my aunty’s sitting here telling me that i’m not allowed to be naughty and talk about penises because i’m a lady implying ladies don’t know what penises are and don’t talk about them
brigadierbuttons asked: youre really cute :o
I am in one of those dreams where you just just keep on falling; no one hears you calling. All that you saw was my smile but it’s been dark for a while, and the days have gone cold. No more sleep for my soul, oh that’s what ive been told. Did you think that things would be ok, that my life could keep going on this way? When I cried, when I shouted and I screamed and I yelled, and I was...
[[MORE]]i think i’m going to write a letter to dad then tomorrow i’m going to burn it. i just think it will help.
[[MORE]]1. Who are you? Laura. 2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? I get attached very easily, I’m more emotional than I let on, and I spend too much time online. 3. When you aren’t filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? Lately, watching Chuck. 4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones...
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withhopecomesfreedom said: I don’t know exactly how you feel, no-one ever can, but if you ever need anyone to talk to about father’s who have committed suicide, I can relate. My father committed suicide when I was seven, and it fucking sucked. So yeah, if you need anything tell me. Thanks love, means a lot. Same goes, I’m always here if you ever need anything!